Wash Away Your Sins In ‘Far Cry 5’

Fun Factor
7.4
Eye Candy
8.2
$$$’s Worth
7
Co-Op
9.1
Graphics
8.6
Reader Rating2 Votes
6.2
8.1

Ubisoft has done it again with Far Cry 5 by making a game that is shocking, fun and a hot mess of a time. Gamers find themselves sent in with a team to arrest a cult leader who has taken over Hope County, Montana. Naturally, everything that could go wrong.. does.

It has incredibly political and religious overtones and is not recommended for the faint of heart. For you queens out there that want to SLAY though, this is the game for you. You can cause all kinds of havoc on this cult and almost everything is interactive and flammable with a capital F. Yes honey, we about to make a mess.

Let’s also point out that the cult leader and his family of narcissistic and entitled elitists are C-U-T-E. Sadly this makes the game more challenging because who wants to beat in the face of a beautiful man — not I. The rest of the basic and quite plebeian cultists are not even close to being hotties with bodies so that the choice to beat them with a baseball bat comes fairly easy and they taking people hostage — no ma’am — not cool.

If you have the money to throw down and the time to spare then I would give this game an 8 out of 10 on the must purchase list. It also has a cooperative mode where you can jump in the world with a friend and take on the cultists and totally feel like a total badass. Far Cry 5 is available on PC, PS4, and Xbox One. Cheers!

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